Real Americans invest in Beer

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Real Americans invest in Beer

Postby banchi_jojo » Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:29 am

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Bros. one year ago, you will have $0 today.

BUT, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling (refund states only) you will have received $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It's called the "401-Keg"
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